Alyssa Wood waits patiently between periods in the outside courtyard with a messy sandwich in hand for her fellow classmate to attend the party. After her third year of attending Linn Benton Community College, Wood has got the campus down ready to obtain her degree in psychology. What she can't predict, however, is a nosy and quite peculiar set of rapid “yes or no” questions from a certain nosy journalist. Unable to enjoy her lunch, Wood reveals she in fact does rehearse how she will announce “here” before the teacher calls her name in rollcall, the toilet paper should always go over instead of under, and she has the confidence to take a lie detector test with a loved one on the other end. Good answers Wood! Now go enjoy your sandwich in peace.
Oh, but it doesn't stop there. On the prowl to ruin the lunchtimes for more students, Adam Stantos, transferred from Bend, Oregon to study pre-elementary education for at his first term at LBCC. With what to seemed to be a long one rigorous minute of painful questions, I was shocked to discover that Santos had never played Club Penguin, finished a whole pizza by himself, or has ever lied to his roommate about eating their food. Stantos then left for his afternoon math class but not before tolerating a pesky series of headshots. If Stantos can suffer through this chaotic series of questions, he will shine in a classroom full of young and curious students.
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